25 Ways To Annoy Your Kids.

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Our children are our pride and joy. From the moment they are born our hearts are filled with unconditional love for our little bundles of joy. When they napped, we wanted to awaken them because we wanted to play with them and didn't want to be apart from them for too long.

Each and every day they make us smile, laugh, cry and at times scream! Blissful memories that we store for when our children get older and they aren't around as often.

Some of these annoying antics might seem a bit mean, but they really aren't. They are like thoughtful gestures and reminders of days gone by. Or days just starting.

If you are an old-timer at annoying your children, please share your antics on Instagram/facebook or by replying to this email. If you are a newcomer to being an annoying parent I hope you pick up some unique techniques and before you know it you'll be a master at annoyance. You will make your children proud. Or not. Let the games begin...😉

 

"My parents are so annoying"

1- Sing their favorite song. Off-key. Loud. With a nasal voice. While they are on the phone with their friends.

2- As they are walking out the front door with their group of friends and not yet in their cars, yell "I'll have cookies and cocoa waiting for you so don't be late!"

3- After they have gone to sleep, reset their alarm to one hour earlier. After they wake up and get ready to leave for school or work, tell them what you've done. Before they get angry, tell them that you wanted to spend some extra time with them because they brighten your day. After they roll their eyes and remind you how annoying you are and beg you not to do that again, they'll appreciate your genuine act of kindness! Hopefully.

4- Randomly hide behind the sofa, wall, closet...jump out and say BOO, just for the sake of it. Their expressions are priceless, no matter what their age is.

5- Hack into their Facebook and post a status saying that "When I grow up, I want to be just like my awesome parents!"

6- "Remind them that you brought them into the world and you could take them out" - a quote by Bill Cosby

7- When they are talking to their friends on the phone, get in their face and ask them lots of questions. In between each question say "payback." Priceless!

8- When they are in the bathroom knock on the door just for the sake of it. Ask what they are doing. Ask if they are almost done. Yep, payback.

9- Wake them up in the middle of the night and tell them your tummy hurts. Their reply will be, "OK, I'm trying to sleep." Ask them to "rub your belly" just like you did for them.

10- When they are old enough to cook you dinner, tell them you don't like it. You'd rather have McDonalds.

11- Stand in front of the TV while they are playing video games. Ask annoying questions. When they lose their turn you could calmly walk away.

12- Give them random hugs in public and in private. When they ask, "What was that for?" Tell them, "Even though I might be an annoying parent I wouldn't be so if I didn't love you so much."

 

for 25 ways to annoy your kids check: https://letterpile.com/humor/25-Ways-to-Annoy-your-Children

 

Have a good annoying day  😄
Tasneem from ConyWorld 💙☺️